Wednesday, January 26, 2005


When Claire woke up there were two men in the hot tub with her. "We're your men," they tossed into her stunned face to see what reaction she'd give. "I like it," she fired back, "I always wanted two men. Will you do anything I say?" As could be expected the men answered, "Yes, of course." Claire was immediately overwhelmed by the daydream of all the things that two men could do to please a lady. There were several things they could do to please her. "Bring me a drink," she told them. They immediately sprang out of the tub, but not so fast that Claire didn't get a provisory view of the uncovered manhood running off to serve her. They returned with the drink. "You see, we'll do anything for you." The power thrilled her. She felt exhilarated. "Good," she answered, a sly smile forming on her lips. "Now I want you to kiss each other. I never saw two men kiss before. I think it might be sweet. Then I want you two to clean up the house. Dishes are in the sink, there's garbage to dispose of, the door in the guestroom needs fixing. I'll have lunch at 2. Hop to it. I'm waiting..."

Story #142

7 comments:

The Mushroom said...

Haven't heard that joke in awhile. :)

She fell asleep in the hot tub? Really, that's why the instructions tell you not to imbibe while using the tub, you start to hallucinate.

Sk8RN said...

LOL. In a game of truth or dare, I actually got two of my straight male friends to kiss each other and was very entertained. I'll never forget it. So... yeah, if I was told I could have them do anything. You pretty much summed it up. ;-)

Indeterminacy said...

That's quite a rare event, judging by the photos I find. Lots of gorgeous gals kissing each other, but never two guys.

M.P. said...

And... what if they did kiss each other? Aren't gay relationships so much in lately? About males and girls kissing each other, it depends on the kissing.. . well... there's too much media exploitation about that... LOL

roachz said...

Hah! Nobody ever wanted the same things.

cyurkanin said...

"they tossed into her stunned face" - EXCELLENT.

By the way, sorry if commenting so long after you've composed these is distracting you from present-work ...

Indeterminacy said...

Cyurkanin: hehe - glad you found one of the old stories. My goal in the old days was, even if the story was weak, to have at least one phrase that stood out for people. So your comment is a very nice compliment.