Friday, November 19, 2004


How do you like him? I built him myself out of old beer cans. He's quite the gentleman. Brings me flowers. Opens doors for me. Hell, he can knock down doors with a single solid punch. Does everything I tell him. He's very pliable that way. And the loving? Hihi, he's very pliable. Well, OK, the metal is kind of cold and chilling to the touch. But if you place him near a fire for a few hours he's much more usable. Unfortunately I can't use him for that anymore. I placed him a tad too close to the fire last time and parts of him melted. We just go for walks now. And sometimes to parties. That's the coolest. When the party gets hot, I beat out calypso melodies on his chest.

Story #83

2 comments:

The Mushroom said...

Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say 4 dear Jimmy...
-- Vanity 6, If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)

Robyn said...

dang, toys have gotten complicted. Glad I have a real boy. ;)

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