Thursday, April 14, 2005
Waldo was obsessed with Marge's arm, the one with the mole on it. When they started dating she thought at first how romantic it was that he would grip her soft appendage and begin kissing and nibbling before she could even roll up her sleeve or, in later stages of the romance, remove her top. The trouble was, he never got past that particular extremity. Marge gave subtle hints. Such as "lower," to which Waldo responded by pulling her arm down to the floor. Or "My back is so sore, I sure could use a massage." That only started Waldo stroking her forelimb while repeating his theory on acupressure, how all nerves end in the elbow. It was quite frustrating until Marge decided to get a second boyfriend, Bill. She still let Waldo nibble her arm, but gave the rest of herself to her new love. Waldo was fairly progressive about the whole thing, that is, as long as Bill stayed away from the arm.