Friday, April 01, 2005


"Come over here to the railing," the beautiful girl said.

Jeff was stunned. He thought he had heard talking out on the balcony, but it couldn't be Bo. She broke up with him weeks ago, stating in her knifey, no-nonsense way, that he would not see her again.

"Why did you come back?" he asked her, suspicious of her intentions.

"I changed my mind. I want you. Come over here and want me."

Jeff wanted to believe, but he also knew it was April Fool's day. The contradiction of Bo-ex and and Bo-his collided to the sound of sirens as his desire nudged him forward. A dim thought arose. What if she intended to hurl him from the balcony at the end of the kiss he would snatch from her lips? She knew judo and was extremely hard to pin into positions she did not want to be in. He hesitated.

"You're going to come and hold me, aren't you?" she cooed at him with a tempting smile to back it up.

That smile was one of those addictions he could never resist. He lunged forward towards the promise of carnality. As he bent closer to lick the soft parts of her body his head bumped with a loud bong against the railing. He looked up and she was gone.

"April fool!" laughed the burly male baritone in his head, a sadistic voice that had taunted him since the day Bo left. He would have to do something about those voices he was hearing. It was beginning to annoy him.

Story #185

8 comments:

Cori said...

yay!!!!! He's back!!!! Woooohoo!

Doug said...

Bo-tox? And Haldol.

ClaudBLOG said...

What a facinating idea - I really like your blog.

M.P. said...

well... should we say Jeff represents the April Fool??? :)

roachz said...

Glad to see you up and running. The internet is a drab place without you!

Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Just blog exploded by.
Nice.

Indeterminacy said...

Ohmigod! How to answer all these comments at once?

Cori: I'm the one who should be jumping up and down horrarying that everyone came back.

Doug: Guess you don't want to mix those.

Claudblog: Gee, thanks. Now if only I could fascinate people in the same room with me.

M.P.: I'm not sure. You can't always believe those voices.

Roachz: That's a great April Fool statement.

AliceinWonderland: I certainly am pleased to meet you.

cesar de oliveira said...

welcome back!