Monday, April 04, 2005


Kathy was a girl who consorted with plants. She had given up men long ago. During a few careful conversations with her vegan friend Susan, she ascertained an unspoken willingness to experiment, though outwardly her friend still upheld a semblance of resistance to such exotic interactions. That night Kathy invited Susan over to her house and softened her fears with a tasty wine made from plums just before their first stage of ripeness. It was very sweet and resulted easily in the desired clouding of Susan's inhibitions.

"It's so lovely," Kathy mused, "lying on the bed, the vine wrapping itself around you, sliding across the most sensitive parts of your body."

"But I couldn't kiss it," Susan stated anxiously, fighting off the desires confounding her determination.

"You'll learn to love that," Kathy countered in a sisterly voice full of encouragement. "Look, I'll show you." Without turning around, she lifted her forearm. The ivy awoke from its slumber in the pot, slowly extended itself, slinking down to her shoulder and into her hand, inching unambiguously towards her waiting mouth. Her tongue met the quivering leaves.

"Lesson one," stated Kathy with a mouth full of ivy, "stroke the leaves with your tongue - from bottom to top - as many as you can. When they begin to twitch in all different directions - they're yours to devour."

"No!" cried Susan, panicking, "I can't do that! I can't eat them without a dressing!"

Story 188

12 comments:

Clublint said...

Plum wine.

Yummmmmmmmm

The Mushroom said...

FLORAL SEX!!

Weston said...

Great idea for a blog. When's 189 coming?

Indeterminacy said...

Thank's for asking. The next story will be tomorrow. I don't have any plans for another intermission. On Saturdays I've started posting a photo for the entire weekend, and invite everyone to post their own story. So that's six stories a week, plus what everyone else contributes. That makes the weekends more interesting than the week.

Indeterminacy said...

Forgot to mention, I collect all the reader contributions here:

http://indeterminacies.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

let's hope those girls don't end up in a persistant vegetative state

Cori said...

Those vegetarians are on to somethin'!

The Mushroom said...

My yard attracts women like them, the problem is they scatter when I walk outside to meet them. Which is just as well, after they've grazed my plants down to the ground I wanna go 'Farmer MacGregor' on them.

M.P. said...

Oh well... Again an unexpected attitude against the "Status Quo" introduced by the atmosphere of the story..LOL

Indeterminacy said...

"persistant vegetative state" That is wicked! I couldn't stop laughing, but I do feel guilty about it.

Mush: You must have liked this story to come back and read it twice!

Cori: Looks like we've lost Cori to the vegetables.

M.P.: Now that I think of it, there have been an awful lot of plant/flower photos at your blog!?!?!?

M.P. said...

LOL.. perhaps an self - revolution against my own Blog Establisment then.. ;)**

Kato said...

The Internet is full of strange stories. This is one of them. ;)