Wednesday, September 21, 2005


Gaby, Gabi, Gabbie, and Gabriella had similar names and tastes, so no one gasped when they arrived at the party in identical attire. For them it wasn't a nightmare, as with other women who might have buried their face in their hands, edging slowly into the most distant corner, an emotion of dismayed shame guiding their flight. The quartet of Gabys stayed and had a great time. Soon it was noticed that they were hitting on the same men in some kind of regular rotation. The men, whose intoxication increased by the minute, hadn't the discernment necessary to register the discontinuity in conversation and feminine presence. And the women, it was further noticed, had only touched the lemonade. They left together, all eight of them, but no one ever found out what happened afterwards. The men had complete and total blackouts, caused presumably by the quantities of alcohol they had consumed. The Gaby variations were seen the next day sitting on a bench near the park, smiling quite harmlessly.

Story #282

10 comments:

rusty said...

Gaby gang....eh !

fluff said...

ROTFL! it must make life somewhat easier if you have four of you. is there one man they didn't manage to do? I don't think so...

Tom & Icy said...

Always great. Gives a new meaning to the word 'groupie'. But girls always seem to hang together like that. Except maybe that rainbow girl.

Doug said...

Hahahaha, Icy! I hear Gaby's are like that.

Jamie Dawn said...

The Gaby girls are used to being in control, and together it seems no men can match them. Maybe someday they will meet the lemonade-drinking Johnnys and truly have met their match.

The Mushroom said...

Ariel: I'm surprised you didn't say something about you being in quadruplicate. :)

What they don't tell you is that the four of them take rolling 8 hour shifts: three keep a man busy 24 hours a day and the fourth rests up for her shift. "Gonna need a shot of Vitamin E by the time you're finished with me," they laughingly sang in unison to a Rod Stewart song...

Indeterminacy said...

Rusty: I wanted to call them the Gaby gang, but somehow I picked another formulation.

Ariel: I think they would do well in getting a guy's head to spin.

Tom&Icy: Yes the rainbow girl is one of a kind...

Doug: At least we got you away from the rainbow girl.

Jamie: Me, I like the lime juice.

Mushroom: I've seen some of Ariel's photos. It's done with mirrors.

LiVEwiRe said...

That image; it's just so very wrong...lol.

actonbell said...

LOL! Great story.
I think it looks so very wrong, livewire, because it's probably a real picture taken at The Tackiest Wedding of the Year.

UNIVERSALEX said...

Caro amigo...

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estou nele há pouco tempo e estou fascinado com a multiplicidade de formas e sentimentso expressos em todos eles...

são fragmentos de almas e de espiritos..