Thursday, December 23, 2004

Ever since falling into the Christmas grog the camera had not been the same. It had trouble focusing. It added antlers to the people it photographed. But that was only the beginning. Soon, it became bolder, playing Christmas MP3s it had somehow downloaded out of the air, flashing and clicking in rhythm to the music. People began to wonder if they, perhaps, had tasted too much of the grog. When the camera started repeating "Ho! Ho! Ho!" loudly and somewhat ominously, as if it were perhaps psychopathic, everyone ran from the house into the winter blizzard raging outside. They calmed their nerves with a snowball fight.

Story #117

1 comment:

The Mushroom said...

For some reason that reminds me of the cartoon about the dog who tried to meow so he'd be as cute and well-liked as the cat, but his attempts came out sounding like growls thus people liked him even less.

Christmas.... the season of rediculous headgear.