Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Electroman was one of those superheroes who created a tingling sensation everywhere he went. After a busy hour turning the cold-blooded Snow Man into wisps of vapor and frying the round white thing on Egghead's shoulders, he went on to his coup d'etat of the day, defeating the evil Dr. Wrinkle, a fiend feared by all women 30 years of age and older. Our hero knocked him flat and ironed him out with his electric iron hand, leaving the ruthless antagonist as smooth as a baby's bottom. Everyone was of the opinion that it served Dr. Wrinkle right, the way he went around, wrinkling all the women! Electroman was back just in time to party with the ladies celebrating the end of their worries. Someone put on a cha cha cha and Electroman danced like the electricity he was. Streaks of static lightning shot across the room, giving everyone a good time, and solving their remaining problems with electrolysis.

Story #108

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've just solved one of women's most feared problem! Be sure you'll be made History! This time I enjoyed that "iron hand" making everything "as smooth as a baby bottom!" Fantastic text again! Great day to ya! M.P.

Anonymous said...

Electricity is powerful stuff. This is quite a shocking story. Now I know who that guy I see up in the sky is. He usully only comes out when it's raining really hard.

The Mushroom said...

Oops, I read "electrolysis" as electroshock therapy, which really would solve all their remaining problems.

(Is Electroman related to Electra Woman? Does he have a sidekick named Dyno-Boy? I don't mind living in a parallel universe, but the face in the mirror needs a shave.)

retarius said...

you didn't go for the cheap laugh mentioning "the electric slide" which shows how much better you are at this than i ever will be. i can't think of anything to comment on your stuff, you blow me away.

roachz said...

And Electric Man ended the day beautifully with electrostatic bad hair days just for the ladies. Little did he know that he will soon be the bane for all women, as Dr Wrinkle has been.

Electric Man won't survive much longer! He'd better enjoy his final 15 minutes of fame with the ladies before he is wiped out by Mr Perfect Hair.